allmyseriously:

I was an ugly girl but then I started watching Grey’s Anatomy Today I still ugly but happy

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

me:  I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me:  are those brownies